Mean Girls 2- a recap.

Out of morbid curiosity and in the midst of doing other things, I'm watching Mean Girls 2 on abc family. Here's my running commentary/thoughts as it plays.

• Why is the girl who is playing the lead so mousy looking? I mean, They plain jane-d LiLo up for the original in the beginning, but I mean she is(was) still a pretty girl. But this girl?! Awkward.
• Why is the head "mean girl" dressed like a Limited Too mannequin circa early 2000s?
• Tim Meadows must be struggling for work.
• "Food Area"?!?!
• I'm pretty sure last time I checked, chihuahua's weren't allowed to roam around school lunchrooms. 
• Since when is "Don't ever look at me again...better yet, don't breathe the same air" an acceptable insult!?
• I don't like the timbre of this lead LiLo character's voice.
• This scene with the faux LiLo character and her dad is AWKWARD CITY..
• FRENCH REVOLUTION THEMED HALLOWEEN PARTY. WHAT?!
• Why does this Mandy girl dress like she's perpetually 12?!
• I feel like people are unnecessarily mean to this grungy awkward Abby girl.
• um..... is this girl being paid to be sad Abby's friend? Awkward plot point. THIS MAN IS WILLING TO PAY FOR THIS GIRL'S COLLEGE EDUCATION so his daughter has a friend. Bizarre.
• Kitti-let.
• Their social networking platform is strange.
• Of course, Mandy is dressed like a 10 year old on Easter Sunday.
• "I'm a benevolent dictator."
• So...many...ugly..blue..plaid..shirts...
• This "lead" girl (I forgot her name because her character is really boring) looks like she hasn't washed her hair in about a week.
•  Oh wait. I think her name is "Jo"?
• The way this girl is hobbling around is awkward.
• Um.... this crazy white bearded man named Mr. Winkle?!?! WHAT.
• Mandy...is wearing...2 colors of polka dots
• Um...why is there a huge plasma video screen replaying this "Jo" character falling down on her bike? Is this necessary? Plausible? No.
• Again with the plaid! Ay!
• I gotta admit this guy's pretty cute.
• This chick's hair is really ugly. I can't get over it!
• Why is this 90s esque pop song playing during this awkward kissing scene between perpetually 10 year old Mandy and her boy toy? In her pepto bismo room!?
• A photo montage....really? You couldn't have just shown their date like normal?!
• Everytime I see the principal I feel sorry for him.
• Again with the schoolwide video screen showing all of Jo's life?! This is not normal! Public school systems don't care about your personal lives!
• Okay. I'm all for obnoxious flower headbands. But this girl is NOT pulling off this horrible blue flower headband. Can somebody PLEASE fire the wardrobe head for this movie!?
• Who sends "Hottest Couple" text messages to everyone in the school?! 
• ......these camo outfits....too. much.
• Literally the only thing this girl's dad does is hang out in the garage. 
• Thanks, cute boy for pointing out the painfully obvious!!
  (Okay. So if you haven't guessed by now...this movie..is...awful.)
• These colored hair extensions are absolutely horrid. Somebody please fire the hairstylist.
• Who just carries ipecac on themselves?!
• What is this kid doing with the houseplant?
• Okay. So. Since when do horrible blended synthetic neon hair extensions make you instantly invincible?!
• This blonde girl is unnaturally slutty.
•  Why does the 'Jo" girl think that all of a sudden she can pull off denim hot topic dresses like she's fashionable or something?!
• Um...THE BLONDE GIRL LOOKS LIKE A CHIQUITA BANANA.
• I wish I got paid $50,000 to be a girls friend! And then some spare cash for books! (Unreasonable circumstancessss)
• I see leggings as pants...unnacceptable
• Mandy's boyfriend's hair looks like plastic Ken-doll hair.
• um.....a powderpuff football challenge?!
• General note: the writing for this movie leaves much to be desired.
• When did Jo have time to come up with creating Abby's portfolio FOR her?!
• Again with the photoshoot montage!
• The word awkward continually pops up in my brain.
• "Football is a religion, and you are now in church." WHAT.
• I'm still trying to grasp how this powderpuff football game is the crux of the story.
• Look at them GA pine trees! Obviously this was not filmed in L.A.!
• I enjoy how EVERY single audience member at the football crowd received this HD video on their smartphone. 
• this slow-mo scene. so. ridiculous.
• this homecoming crowning ceremony is very anti-climactic.
• flower accessories are grossly over-used in this movie. Coming from me....that's saying alot.
• ....swine flu is not valid anymore
• Jo is an incognito inventor and raised her money for college by selling birdhouse/spycams? Deus ex machina!!

Okay. So. I watched the entirety of this movie. I'll never get these 2 hours back. Sad thought. It was truly awful but I felt like I had to watch it for some reason. Mean girls is just not something that needs a sequel! Seriously!